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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

Our Team

Head Cop:
me!

Deputies:

Micky and MeguMay (yayay!)

DEATHMAN and JUMBLEDNESS (heheh)

Daras and Zues (chuchu!)

Would you like to join up to help? Contact me!

SUPERGUY

I'm gonna tell you right now to ignore any and all of the stupid rumors that I've seen on chalkboards going on about me. (Not to mention the "pleasant" fellows who continuously visited to cuss me out on my board.) I do not trade with SUPERGUY. Not anymore. I was only peeved when I found that he had been giving me the short end of the stick for a year in MEGU, when I was still new. But when I asked him about it, via twitter's direct messages, he was surprisingly a horribly rude person! Needlessly to say I was more than annoyed when he proceeded to threaten me over a CHILDREN'S GAME. So I ignored him and blocked him. And yet, he managed to convince a bunch of people I don't know (or care to know) that I was some jealous little crybaby girl. No matter how many I blocked, somehow the same ones were still able to visit and repeatedly say pretty nasty things (over a game!!). So I continued to ignore him and his, "If you apologize I'll end the war." What the hell is this game, Axis vs. Allies?!!?

Thankfully, many other MEGUers came to me telling me about thier expiriences with him and it turns out that I'm not the only one he cheated and was pushy and rude to (although he was far worse to me, if you would like a copy I'd love to email you the twitter conversation I saved as proof). Ah this is depressing to talk about. On the plus side, I wonder how many people will be mad at me for this? XD Because you know what? I don't care. It's a game. If people want to defend some thirty year old guy they don't know crap about, fine. Just don't talk to me about it.

His old old trades with me, back when English-users didn't have as much information available and when SUPERGUY was even sneakier:

Other People's Encounters:

awww cute! back when I didn't know he was a jerk...

Matt

Yayyay! MORE people on MEGU to avoid! This guy was pretty nice to me. I was VERY surprised at what he typed to these kids..so I asked him about it, read up some more, and messaged him again (see last two pictures) and he replied with (read my board pictures below) a lot of, well, more bs. I, as you all know, am 18 and in the United State's Air Force and I'm damned proud to have gotten in. It's been hard and I've had to make quite a few big decisions to get here, but now I am. And all I have to do now is wait for Aug 14 when I leave for Basic Military Training. My job is Weather (1WOX1) and I hope that all goes well and that I can sign up and be in Germany by the end of next next year! I'm very proud to be an American, regardless of what the rest of the world thinks it means now. Not even four hundred people are responsible for the decisions the rest of us 311,800,000 people take the heat for. The rest of us in the country are trying to support its economy, being as productive as they can be, and fighting, risking their lives for us. (Although I hope not to get sent out, becuase I can't stand violence, if it was neccesary and my friends or family were in danger, I would to the death.) So to the ignorant, nationalist (the bad kind) people like Matt: Screw off. Nothing you say means anything to me or the rest of us True Americans.

According to my snooping, I think that this was the inital message that blew everyone out of the water.

Lou

Well, here we have it, our first female offender! However, don't be alarmed! She doesn't seem to have any sort of memory capabilities, so if you trade with her or listen to her never ending ranting about her life don't worry--she won't remember you! Haha well, except for Micky, Kim, and I as well as others that wouldn't want to be named! Suddenly she doesn't know who we are, but she sure is gonna rant and rave and spread crap about us anyway! Well, I'll organize my screenshots and get back to ya on this! In the meantime, I urge you all that if you're ever questionable about a MEGUer's intentions, or if they seem strange in any way shape or form to SCREENSHOT these messages or instances on twitter or whatever! Proof is undeniable. Friendship is forever. Heehee Justice + Friendship = Elements of Harmony ganging up on Discord and stoning him once more XD (Shhh just a MLP reference, forget you ever saw it!)

Jaime

*Sigh* Yet another MEGUer to be wary of. Hmm 'wary' isn't quite the word we need here...Jaime & Foofy are up there with SUPERGUY & KINGMEGU (and we all know my issues with them!). I didn't want to believe any of it--he lives in Long Beach near my own family! But he's honestly..horrid! Yeah, I investigate these things for myself after getting tips from my detectives and random MEGU friends (thanks again DEATHMAN and Micky!). Even after my own encounters with this rude man, I was pointed to DEATHMAN, Micky, KingDrew, and Angel :3's boards--finding yet more awful proof of Jaime's immorality...He pulled his favorite scam publicily on poor Meowbot! Whoah whoah wait, you don't know about his scams? Lucky you! Gosh, he negotiates a deal with someone, asking them to send over thier item first--so the unsuspecting, honest MEGUer does so. Jaime then tells them that there was a glitch or one of several other excuses that he's thought up and that he hadn't recieved their item! Sure, okay fine. Go ahead and lie about it. But then he displays the item in his house?! Not cool! When our innocent MEGUer comes back to ask and reason with him, they find that Jaime blocked them...He claims to have every item and that he's looking for doubles..but the shots of his slipperiness on Micky's board is sufficient proof! This is SO irritating! As if that was bad, there's proof that he does this to many players! Not that's just infuriating...Poor Meowbot!! DEATHMAN tried to help, but eventually couldn't do much so he's warning people of what he's now notorious for among a majority of Englishi-speaking MEGUers. And all of this is not even to mention Angel:3's encounters with him! If you look below, he clearly gives her a pretty cool gift and just promises that they'll trade again some other time. But then he begins saying that he stole it from her! How in the hell can anyone do that?!?! Well...that's when he brought up yet more nasty, unnecessary swear words and was awful..I don't blame Angel in the least for freaking out. It was ridiculous! GAH I can't talk about this anymore...too mean..Just have a look at what some people have sent in.

UPDATE: BE AWARE that he has changed his name to Aquarius and Fridge.

Meowbot Scandal:

Jaime's good at that.

Angel's Board:

found this on someone else's board UGH

Confusing Micky and I:

Making things difficult for my bud, KingDrew:

So, anyone else we should be looking out for?

Comment if you think we (oh yes, there's a team of us!) should investigate someone, or send me an email directly at flavoredonigiri@hotmail.com about someone with screen shot proof if you think they should be featured here to warn others. Thanks for your participation in keeping the MEGU world clean and informed!