Opinion: The MEGU Community

Oh the MEGUmonity!

I keep saying how much I appreciate Kawaii Pet MEGU's diverse community. But you know what? Sometimes it just irritates me!
It's not the language barriers (trust me, I love negotiating trades through freaking emoji) and it's not the time differences (they're actually very amusing ) it's the people individually! Some of y'all are driving me crazy! Here are some types of MEGUers:

• "Drop and Runners" The people who drop off rares and leave messages like, "Here's heart table, please send over fairy-tale cushion byyyyye." and your face is like, as they run away giggling. I'll tell you right now I rarely give them what they demanded. I send over what I can that I deem fair, and then I send them a very annoyed message XD
• "Creeping Lurkers" The people who never gift, never message, and never even pet! What're they visiting for? Are they the MEGU IRS? I swear the stuff on the blog were all jokes, I don't really beat onigiri! I usually visit them back to pet them, but I'm really looking for cameras, torture devices, or MEGU porn. (I'm so kidding guys, sorry younger readers, that one had to be said!)
• "Potential Furries" The people who come by every now and then soley to pet your MEGU thirty times, look around at your possessions, and leave. No message or anything! Onigiri is convinced that they are either the MFBI or stalkers. Silly onigiri, you're not cool enough to have stalkers! Then wait..you haven't..done anything..illegal lately..have you? Oni-chan?
• "Mad Chatters" The people who walk in and sit on your board for half an hour to write a billion messages while you're over on the Futon of Exalted bed (gray) sleeping. (I'm not the only one who sleeps over at her MEGU's house sometimes, right?) Come on guys, let's be a little sensible! I only do it when I really need to get a hold of someone, or when I'm already really good friends with them!
• "Exclusive Members" The groups of so-tight friends, that they ignore the rest of the MEGUWorld (and all of it's possibilities!) by only interacting with each other. In the most common cases, there are no openings for new members. Don't be rude guys, it's a game! Let's all be friends! (That sounded kinda gay...)
• "Trader Joe's" The people who are not interested in chatting, trading is top priority. A day without trading is like a day without water for them. They can do it, but they'll be dehydrated the next day! Kidding, kidding, they're great! Just a little greedy, and need to slow down to enjoy the game some!
• "Gullible Givers" The people who always seems to be giving awesome gift and incessantly tells you that it was, indeed, a gift and to please please just enjoy it! I love those people, but I know it's unfair so I try to explain to them how every MEGU furniture has value, even if only to sell. (Would you believe me if I told you that I once had 25 limited Carrie dolls for a contest, and then sold all but two? So now I have tow. T~T). It's saddening when they realize later that they'd been cheating themselves! But they're always really kind people, so I try to help them out!
• NEW: "Sneaky Stalkers" or "Sly Sallies" Did you know people can visit without you ever knowing? They don't leave a diary! They visit, read your chalkboard (SUPERGUY even has the gall to leave messages) and then close the app completely! It's pretty rude, unless planned. Some people actually use this tactic to talk within the hour in which usually you can't visit again. Which is totally understandable. I just use kik XD

(Possibly to be expanded..got any ideas? :P)